Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.
your mums pregnancy scan was basically your first nude
The best part is he still hadn’t taken down all the post-its.
So iOS 8 takes 15 centuries to download, but that U2 album appeared on our phones in the blink of an eye. OKAY APPLE.
we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just getting closer and closer.