[leans against the wall flirtatiously] [leans too far] [falls over]
A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke
am i the only one who takes a 5 hr nap after school
adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to
IM IN LOVE
I AM MILKSHAKE.
Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.
your mums pregnancy scan was basically your first nude