Shout out to all of the oldest children…who were used as the tester kids and now watch their younger siblings get away with stuff you would have been killed for.. Justice will never be restored
CATCHING FIRE IN LIKE 3 MONTHS
u may want to consider an extinguisher
we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.
That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.
but not by the pizza guy
No but imagine having that job. You gotta dance for a minute and a half every five minutes then you tag team it with a buddy. And you get paid to dance. You don’t even have to dance well!
“No matter how big and famous you become, you’ll always be my baby”
- 30 year old woman I did cocaine with over the summer (via satan-clit)
your phone is captain America
well well well. if it isn’t my old friend, the dawning realization that i fucked up real bad